面窗思過的PIG
近朱者赤, 近墨者黑, 近May者,
所以今仔呢排都懵左好多!
今仔放工返屋企後, 諗住同我一齊出外買晚餐
點知當度門一砰埋之後,
今仔就﹕「哎吔, 我唔記得攞鎖匙!」
而我亦只係攞左部手提,
於是我地就要諗辦法打劫自己間屋
我地試過去拆平台度落地玻璃門, 但最終失敗
跟住, 我地就向飯廳隻窗打主意,
嘩... 點知幾分鐘就可以拆左個窗紗,
今仔仲伸埋隻手去飯枱度攞返抽鎖匙
之後, 買完野食, 今仔先話返比我知,
原來佢頭先唔記得左鎖車
從今晚開始, 我每次落車時都會問今仔鎖左車未
we have a spare key hiding somewhere, in case we are also 懵咗!
ReplyDelete仲有,我食好多野架,有時仲多過男仔,不過食極唔肥乍。唔好羨慕呀,我好難買衫買鞋,成日要俾錢改衫。太瘦唔好睇架。
我真係羨慕喎! 我係飲水都肥o個d黎架
ReplyDeleteYeah~我地都試過衝左間屋, 小占唔記得帶鎖匙, 佢仲弊...因為門匙+車匙係扣在一起的, 但果次好彩我拎埋個手袋o者...條門匙一配, 配多三條, 我+叔仔+奶奶!!
ReplyDelete我無skinny咁天生獨厚, 食極唔肥...但又無May你飲水都肥!!! 但我一肥就肥上面同小肚腩, 所以近排都積極workout!!!
噢~仲有睇黎你屋企個保安唔夠喎...
ReplyDelete嘩... 點知幾分鐘就可以拆左個窗紗,
今仔仲伸埋隻手去飯枱度攞返抽鎖匙
我地鄉下人就唔洗鎖車, 有時小占就咁插住條車匙就走左去, 都夠膽死!! 我成日都話佢, 乜唔驚買完餸出黎, 俾人揸走架車咩?! 點返屋企呀?!
你地城市人好危險呀!!! 我地落去downtown都會鎖返!!!
今仔咪就係門匙同車匙扣埋一齊lor 我初頭都覺得呢度d窗同門好唔穩陣, 但住落又無咩野喎 我諗係睇區架, 有d區真係好雜, 好危險
ReplyDeleteactually that night was not so bad, we got the $1 chili beef dog, $1 chili cheese fries, $1 4-piece mcnuggets and the free iced coffee
ReplyDelete最叻係你 你係至抵精明眼, hohoho
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